Didn't meet my expectations this time sorry.
The animation and artwork are awesome as usual, but sorry the jokes weren't doing for me.
I told you once before!
You have to stop making these madness fan-fiction submissions, get yourself a innovative concept. The framerate was almost unacceptable, and the characters and the whole set was boring; there was nothing that could hold my attention for more than 30 seconds (considering that most everyone in this generation has an attension span that can only be measured in nano seconds).
Graphics: 5. standard madness visuals provide very dull viewing experience.
Style: 0. your madness presentation is very standard, usually about a mysterious man who wont stop dying and is bent a killing some mob leader who commands dozens of agents, soldiers, officers etc. nothing in this flash is anything short of a madness tribute.
Sound: 7. Sound was fine, nothing I didn't peticularly like about the music or sound FX.
Violence: 8. The gore was fine just because you know, its gore! Although there weren't too many things that you couldn't get out a Krinkels flash; but I did like the chainsaw ; ).
Interactivity: 0. No interactive segments therefore I cannot grade you on interactivity (though it wouldn't be a bad idea to add one).
Humor: 0. No humor incorporated into the flash makes this that much more unoriginal. If you review some of Krinkels work, youd see that that each episode of madness has its own abstract personality. Think of it this way, pump your characters up more and show that they have charcteristics (make them wacky, hyper, angry); dont rely on biographies in the menu (which by the way has a bug).
Overall: 3. three seems like a fair review for your submissions in many ways. for one thing, you have to break away from the madness tributes; Madness is WAAAaaay past its prime you have to understand that! You have to create your own ideas, your obviously good at flash; dont abuse it by clogging newgrounds with these piss-poor Tributes to madness. Lastly I trust that you take the reviews on newgrounds seriously, the NG users are you harshest critics and biggest fans; they have alot of good suggestions and opinions.
Out of most of the idiots saying
"U suk go die"
your criticism makes sense, therefore brings a smile upon my face! <3
Not very inovative
I felt that this flash was too short and made little if any sense. There was no established story within the house, just a haunted home with a old lady in a rocker who likes to decapitate children who trespass. I understand that this is just a short and not a feature length movie, but this just didn't make sense. And because it made no sense, it wasn't the least bit scary; excuse me now I have to go finish watching "The Ring 4".
I liked it
This ones alot more different than zipperfishes. It revolves around alot more than boobs and vaginas. I cant really say much about this one, but I'll say good job. My favorite image was the blister. On that one I guessed grape, and when I saw what it really was I fell back in my chair. This gets 4 out of 5 of my shiz.
Sick but F***ing Awesome ! ! !
This is a very new and interesting stunt to add to the Newgrounds. It's just the violent and brutal things that people on Newgrounds lust for. First of all, the game has a very appealing name that any person would go for to check out. Second, the gamplay is pretty narrow meaning that you can choose what angle it should be at and how fast it shoots. This was a cool feature because if you shot the cat at the right speed and angle, your kitten would bounce and drag a bloody trail all until it would hit spikes or a venis fliy trap. The explosions were great for gaining more speed. One this that I didn't like was that the game didn't have enough death trap, and was a game made purely for high scores. Other than that this was a excelent game and I'm glad that it made the front page. I hope to see an updated version of this and once again great job on this. As a warning to kittens everywhere, I give this game a 8 out of 10.
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