SpikeJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Noire]

Didn't meet my expectations this time sorry.

The animation and artwork are awesome as usual, but sorry the jokes weren't doing for me.

[Madness Elimination 5]

I told you once before!

You have to stop making these madness fan-fiction submissions, get yourself a innovative concept. The framerate was almost unacceptable, and the characters and the whole set was boring; there was nothing that could hold my attention for more than 30 seconds (considering that most everyone in this generation has an attension span that can only be measured in nano seconds).

Graphics: 5. standard madness visuals provide very dull viewing experience.
Style: 0. your madness presentation is very standard, usually about a mysterious man who wont stop dying and is bent a killing some mob leader who commands dozens of agents, soldiers, officers etc. nothing in this flash is anything short of a madness tribute.
Sound: 7. Sound was fine, nothing I didn't peticularly like about the music or sound FX.
Violence: 8. The gore was fine just because you know, its gore! Although there weren't too many things that you couldn't get out a Krinkels flash; but I did like the chainsaw ; ).
Interactivity: 0. No interactive segments therefore I cannot grade you on interactivity (though it wouldn't be a bad idea to add one).
Humor: 0. No humor incorporated into the flash makes this that much more unoriginal. If you review some of Krinkels work, youd see that that each episode of madness has its own abstract personality. Think of it this way, pump your characters up more and show that they have charcteristics (make them wacky, hyper, angry); dont rely on biographies in the menu (which by the way has a bug).
Overall: 3. three seems like a fair review for your submissions in many ways. for one thing, you have to break away from the madness tributes; Madness is WAAAaaay past its prime you have to understand that! You have to create your own ideas, your obviously good at flash; dont abuse it by clogging newgrounds with these piss-poor Tributes to madness. Lastly I trust that you take the reviews on newgrounds seriously, the NG users are you harshest critics and biggest fans; they have alot of good suggestions and opinions.
-SpikeJ

Splurgle responds:

Out of most of the idiots saying

"U suk go die"

your criticism makes sense, therefore brings a smile upon my face! <3

[There Once Was a House...]

Not very inovative

I felt that this flash was too short and made little if any sense. There was no established story within the house, just a haunted home with a old lady in a rocker who likes to decapitate children who trespass. I understand that this is just a short and not a feature length movie, but this just didn't make sense. And because it made no sense, it wasn't the least bit scary; excuse me now I have to go finish watching "The Ring 4".

-SpikeJ

[Waterman IX Trailer]

Good but...

I'm really looking forward to a new episode, but wtf happened to his eyes? They were fine the way they were, now they're freakin huge!!!

[NLO - 9/11]

God Hekp Us All!

Lol I think you just bought yourselves tickets to hell. But nonetheless funny. Definately controvertional.

[Billy's Big Day]

Lame...VERY...VERY...LAME.

Next time rethink your jokes and ideas before publishing them. Its ok to have inspiration from other cartoons, but inspiration doesn't mean copying.

0/0
p.s. comon man you can do better than this!

[Lilium]

Good

I liked the animation itself, very creative. But watching this makes me hate you, and not because of the violence. After I watched this I could only picture you(the animator) being nothing more than a morbid asshole who does nothing but moan and bitch about life; and picturing everything being black and evil. Dont get me wrong I liked the animation, but you need to seriously slit your wrists and die. Loved your animation.4/5
-SpikeJ

[saland figers omg]

Fuckin funny!!!

David Firth You are one funny man, oops did I say David Firth. That right Jerry Jackson IS DAVID FIRTH!!! Buttt styl ths iz 1 funy assed cartwn. LMAO LOLZRZ LOL OMG

[Pallid Fingers 2]

OMG

OMG! That was so funny it made puke and ejaculate at the same time good job!

-Spike Jppfpfftftftft haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPokemon

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

I love it!!!

I gotta tell you when I saw your submision in the portal i nearly sh*t my panys. I gotta say that was the best one yet, but it was a little too short. I understand that flash animation is a long and hard process, I too am curently working on flash and having a sh*t hard time with it. but anyway I think you should put your efforts into a Salad Fingers movie instead of leaving us at a cliffhanger. The style in your story is amazingly well done, and it too many loose ends in the story to be once a month few minutes. But anyway I loved the new Salad Fingers and i'm really looking forward to the next one.

5/5